Hairy Hobo!

So i have decided that i am going to wax my legs when i get home.
i haven't done it yet but my sister did and she said it isn't that bad
and i really don't like to shave and i will tell you why:
1) it takes to much time
2) you can cut yourself
3) you can get razor burn
4) you get shaving cream all over the place
5) you have to spend lots of money on razors
6) you have to spend lots of money on shaving cream
7) YOU HAVE TO DO IT EVERYDAY!

These are only the top seven reasons i don't like to shave (but i do shave my legs)
but it never falls as so as you shave your legs it grows back like as soon as you
put the razor down.
Isn't that the worst because it is like these little hairs are laughing at you
saying HA HA NOW YOU HAVE TO SHAVE AGAIN.
I mean come on give women a break it is bad enough as it is
with the makeup and hair products and just have to get all dressed up
because other wise you are just like a hobo and what is even worse then that
is to be a hobo with hairy legs.